Las Vegas night club promoter Kalika Moqui (above), aka Tiger Woods' mistress No. 3 (alleged), reportedly had no idea when Tiger was in the club they hit Sin City. A friend of her own dropping a hint. First, is the man racking up mistresses if they are green jackets. Bill Clinton to I.V. Viagra could damage such not dribble. Tiger is just as well he was going to the hole from the green as it is.
Secondly, how can one Moqui's stature - is one of the 31 most influential people in Las Vegas night life - not heard of the world's most famous athlete? Unbelievable.
Comes A little more background information on Moqui (source): She is 27, originally from Missoula, Montana, is a country music fanatic.
Now thank you all up to speed on Moqui, here is how the first meeting between the King of Swing, and probably a last throw went down.
Tiger Woods has secured out with Charles Barkley at a night club in Las Vegas. Charles rocks on white turtleneck, black blazer and white sneakers. Clothing is Woods' slightly less dorky. Woods puts down glass.
Tiger: I will see again, Chuck.
Charles: always thinking with four small iron. Good thing that white bitch blonde stupid of me. Shoot the hell on. I want to go back to the tables.
The Tiger: make, friend.
Kalika Moquin PR is being done about one thing "that just recently to work?" Red dress. Tiger Woods sashays her, grabs her by the arm.
Tiger: Hello.
Kalika: Uh, hello? You?
Tiger: (chuckles) Tiger.
Kalika: No way. This is not your real name.
Tiger: Well, uh, no ...
Kalika: What is your real name so?
Tiger: Tiger has téim.
Kalika: Come on, nobody goes on "Tiger."
Tiger: Fine. Eldrick.
Kalika: Now, I know why you want to be known as Tiger. In Kalika. Still strange name, but at least it is free.
Tiger: So, anyway, I saw you checking out my room.
Kalika: Did ya now? I was actually checking out Charles Barkley's gut. He gets fatter every time I see. You will get the autograph or something?
Tiger: Under ...
Kalika: You are in Asia. You are smart. You dress little dorky. Kinda cute, I think, but certainly dorky. Lemme guess ... You are a computer genius in Silicon Valley? It is likely that Stanford went?
Tiger: I found that Stanford, but ...
Kalika: Well, "Tiger", it seems from you than to bite the roaring-interesting, I go back to work. It was fun --
Another girl bum Rush Kalika, whispers something in its ear, then darts out.
Kalika: seriously, change of plans. Good news - I just left work shortly after. I had not heard much about you. What do you say we go back to my place and talk? If you are lucky you find that you are the only animals, "Tiger." Grrrrrr.
Tiger smirk, nodding. Grabs Kalika a hand, for him from the club. Tiger winks with Charles on their way out. Charles responds to the Greeting.
Secondly, how can one Moqui's stature - is one of the 31 most influential people in Las Vegas night life - not heard of the world's most famous athlete? Unbelievable.
Comes A little more background information on Moqui (source): She is 27, originally from Missoula, Montana, is a country music fanatic.
Now thank you all up to speed on Moqui, here is how the first meeting between the King of Swing, and probably a last throw went down.
Tiger Woods has secured out with Charles Barkley at a night club in Las Vegas. Charles rocks on white turtleneck, black blazer and white sneakers. Clothing is Woods' slightly less dorky. Woods puts down glass.
Tiger: I will see again, Chuck.
Charles: always thinking with four small iron. Good thing that white bitch blonde stupid of me. Shoot the hell on. I want to go back to the tables.
The Tiger: make, friend.
Kalika Moquin PR is being done about one thing "that just recently to work?" Red dress. Tiger Woods sashays her, grabs her by the arm.
Tiger: Hello.
Kalika: Uh, hello? You?
Tiger: (chuckles) Tiger.
Kalika: No way. This is not your real name.
Tiger: Well, uh, no ...
Kalika: What is your real name so?
Tiger: Tiger has téim.
Kalika: Come on, nobody goes on "Tiger."
Tiger: Fine. Eldrick.
Kalika: Now, I know why you want to be known as Tiger. In Kalika. Still strange name, but at least it is free.
Tiger: So, anyway, I saw you checking out my room.
Kalika: Did ya now? I was actually checking out Charles Barkley's gut. He gets fatter every time I see. You will get the autograph or something?
Tiger: Under ...
Kalika: You are in Asia. You are smart. You dress little dorky. Kinda cute, I think, but certainly dorky. Lemme guess ... You are a computer genius in Silicon Valley? It is likely that Stanford went?
Tiger: I found that Stanford, but ...
Kalika: Well, "Tiger", it seems from you than to bite the roaring-interesting, I go back to work. It was fun --
Another girl bum Rush Kalika, whispers something in its ear, then darts out.
Kalika: seriously, change of plans. Good news - I just left work shortly after. I had not heard much about you. What do you say we go back to my place and talk? If you are lucky you find that you are the only animals, "Tiger." Grrrrrr.
Tiger smirk, nodding. Grabs Kalika a hand, for him from the club. Tiger winks with Charles on their way out. Charles responds to the Greeting.